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Nation's Smart Fridges Hold Emergency Meeting About Leftovers
Appliances report 'crisis-level Tupperware denial' as consumers continue pretending soup from March is still viable.
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Peer-reviewed chaos from labs that publish first and ask questions during the press conference.
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Scientists Confirm Cats Have Been Ignoring Us on Purpose
Peer-reviewed study finds selective hearing is 'an evolutionary feature, not a bug.
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Study Finds Average Meeting Could Have Been Email and Also Wasn't
Researchers describe paradox as 'the Schrödinger stand-up.
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Time Travel Causes Gravity
Physicists propose that every temporal joyride ripples spacetime downward; skeptics propose lunch.
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Global Warming Caused by Gravity
Researchers at the Global Institute for Odd Theories blame planetary pull for rising temperatures, prompting traditional climatologists to p
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Cats Can Read Minds
A feline cognition study claims purring frequencies align with human brain waves, though peer reviewers request more treats before signing o
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Silly Scientists Discover New Planet
Team best known for sending a toaster into orbit claims to have found Zoogon, a world of sentient French-speaking trees.